Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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