She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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