He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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