A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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