do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She said her name was "party"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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