idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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