I'm eating all of the evidence.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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