she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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