am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
