how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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