Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so let's talk penis.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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