I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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