id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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