he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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