I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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