Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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