Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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