On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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