my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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