Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
