rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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