But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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