you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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