that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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