i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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