Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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