You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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