The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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