I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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