I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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