Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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