Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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