we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I have aggressive nipples.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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