We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
