Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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