He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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