Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
