quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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