then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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