erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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