Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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