It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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