Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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