better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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