Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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