Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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