we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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