I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
