Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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