Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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