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(256): View more from Alabama

every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now

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(706): View more from Georgia

TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

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(302): View more from Delaware

Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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(319): View more from Iowa

I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule

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