Your mouth is God's brothel.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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