C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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