Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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